Minion for Menial Tasks

Q: What would you have for your last meal?

A: An entire pizza, a bucket of fried chicken, a glass of coke with lots of ice, a Milo peng and a double shot cuppa no sugar. Don’t forget dessert – a watermelon.


Q: If you could only say one word for the rest of your life what word would it be?

It’d be the longest word Supercalifragilisticespialadocious. So I can use part of the word to answer questions –

Are ya hungry? Super.

How you feeling? Fragi

Whats your name? Docious.

Nice to meet you Docious!



Driver a.k.a. Bao Ga Liao

Q: An embarrassing moment?

A: I almost drowned at Wild Wild Wet. Stood up to knee deep water, but not before flailing and splashing like a Magikarp, in front of a staring crowd. I still can’t swim.


Q: If you could pick a superpower based on vegetables who would you be?

Cactus America

Leek Skywalker

Tony Starch

Black Widough


I googled them. I’m really bad at puns.


Info Counter, Human Answering Machine & Marketing

Q: What’s your worst fear?

A: My worst fear is dying without anyone knowing who I really am. Is that too serious? HAHAHAHA


Q: You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal.

A grilled chicken, salsa and pineapple sammich with melted cheese, sautéed mushrooms topped with peanut butter and Nutella.

I’d definitely have it at home where the toilet is 2 seconds away.



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