Minion for Menial Tasks
A: An entire pizza, a bucket of fried chicken, a glass of coke with lots of ice, a Milo peng and a double shot cuppa no sugar. Don’t forget dessert – a watermelon.
It’d be the longest word Supercalifragilisticespialadocious. So I can use part of the word to answer questions –
Are ya hungry? Super.
How you feeling? Fragi
Whats your name? Docious.
Nice to meet you Docious!
Driver a.k.a. Bao Ga Liao
A: I almost drowned at Wild Wild Wet. Stood up to knee deep water, but not before flailing and splashing like a Magikarp, in front of a staring crowd. I still can’t swim.
I googled them. I’m really bad at puns.
Info Counter, Human Answering Machine & Marketing
A: My worst fear is dying without anyone knowing who I really am. Is that too serious? HAHAHAHA
A grilled chicken, salsa and pineapple sammich with melted cheese, sautéed mushrooms topped with peanut butter and Nutella.
I’d definitely have it at home where the toilet is 2 seconds away.